Oh China, you so crazy. Well, not China, more specifically a kid in China that wanted an iPhone and iPad so badly that he decided to sell something that he wasn’t really using. His kidney. Of course, that’s a great way to pay for little everyday things like Coachella tickets and the limited edition Avengers figurine.

And here I was, looking forward to the iPad 21, an iPad I could finally take to the club! Now that Apple has stripped the iPad of a numeric ending, it’s staying the same age forever! In my professional and humbled opinion: this f*cking sucks!