Oh China, you so crazy. Well, not China, more specifically a kid in China that wanted an iPhone and iPad so badly that he decided to sell something that he wasn’t really using. His kidney. Of course, that’s a great way to pay for little everyday things like Coachella tickets and the limited edition Avengers figurine.

Reports from NBC Los Angeles say that awful person Chris Brown (oops, sorry, a bit of shade slipping though) stole fan Christal Spann’s camera phone after she approached him leaving a nightclub with significantly more agreeable guy and musical artist Tyga, and snapped a picture with her iPhone 4S while Brown was sitting in his car.

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